I can’t believe I am sharing this but a friend (or maybe she is not really my friend and that is why she told me to post this… heehee) said I should.
So I am at the YMCA, just finished a hard workout and am in the shower. You know how sometimes a really good butt scratching feels so good in the shower? Come on admit it, no one can ear your thoughts! Yes, well, I gave my butt a really good scratching. Then I realize that I am about to walk naked through the locker room to my locker with huge red lines all up and down my butt and everyone will know exactly what I just did. (They only provide hand sized towels and I usually use it to partially cover my front goods.) Can you picture me kind of walking funny, making sure my butt is always facing a wall while I walk.
NOTE TO SELF: NEVER GIVE YOUR BUTT A GOOD SCRATCHING IN A PUBLIC SHOWER! or bring a full sized towel…
Sorry no picture to go along with this one. LOL!!